Here's Why I Like Geek

We're Not Going To Have A Party When Half Of Our Friends... Can't Do That Thing We're Doing. We're Not Going To Ask Them To Come Celebrate A Right They Don't Have. That's Just Tacky! Forget Like Anything Else, It's Like Really Tacky For Us

Who Cares If There Are Lumps On My Thighs? I'm Guilty Of Having Human Legs Made Up Of Fat, Muscle, And Skin, And Sometimes When You Sit, They Get Bumpy!

I Think That We, As Monkeys, Want To Live In Smaller Groups. It's Very Scary When We're All - As Wonderful As It Is - Connected.

I'm Carded For R-rated Movies. And I Get Talked Down To A Lot. When I Try To Go Rent A Car Or Buy An Airplane Ticket Or Other Stuff Adults Do, I Get "okaaaaaay, Honey." I Remember When I Was 18, Getting Crayons In A Restaurant.

I Might Not Be Perfect, But I Feel Perfect. I Think That's All That Matters.