Here's What I Knew About

If You See A Black Woman With An Overweight White Man, You Know She Got Effed Up Credit!

There Are Only Three Things Women Need In Life: Food, Water, And Compliments.

Though Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be A Comedian, Another Part Of Me Had Always Wanted To Be Bryant Gumbel Or Dan Rather.

I've Told Michael Jackson Jokes. If You Got Really Technical, You Could Say Those Are Jokes About Child Molestation. You Could, If You Got Technical. A Lot Of This Is Just Selective Outrage Because Honestly, The Audience Are The Ones That Tell Us That Something Shouldn't Be Spoken. The Audience Lets Us Know. And I've Never, In My Almost 30 Years Of Being A Comedian, Seen A Comedian Continue To Tell A Joke That The Audience Doesn't Respond To. I've Never Seen It.

It's Easier To Get On Show Business, The Hard Part Is To Maintain. Nobody Stays Famous Forever.