Here's To Democracy. May We

Stephen Harper, Who's The Prime Minister Of Canada, He Is Saying That This - We Have To Give Him A Majority Government, Otherwise There Will Be A Separatist Coalition. And He Says It Every Minute.

I'm Fortunate That I'm Employed. And If You're In Show Business, Of Course, Every Night You Go To Bed And Go, Oh My God, Tomorrow I'll Never, Ever Work Again.

The United States Were A 35-year-old Man, I Think He'd Be In A Mental Institution. Violent Tendencies - Delusions Of Grandeur - Medicate Heavily.

I Like To Think Of Myself As An Equal Opportunity Offender.

I Get To Do The Most Amazing Things. We Call It Host In Peril Quite Often, Because People Love To See Me Risk My Life Or Be In Danger.