Here's How My Brain Works:

I Know What It's Like To Have A Bunch Of Material That's Working That You Don't Care About. You Want To Die.

I Would Rather Be With My Kids Than Anybody Else.

Maybe God Is An Asshole...of Course Not, He's Not An Asshole, He's Imaginary.

I Don't Have Sex Drive... I Have Sex 'just Sit In The Car And Hope Someone Gets In'.

I'd Like To Name My Kid A Whole Phrase. You Know, Something Like Ladies And Gentlemen. That'll Be A Cool Name For A Kid. This Is My Son, Ladies And Gentlemen! Then, When He Gets Out Of Hand, I Get To Go, Ladies And Gentlemen, Please!