Here's A Rule I Recommend:

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

In The Theater Lying Is Looked Upon As An Occupational Disease.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.