Heart Disease Has Changed My

When Someone Asks You, A Penny For Your Thoughts, And You Put Your Two Cents In, What Happens To The Other Penny?

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

If The Cincinnati Reds Were Really The First Major League Baseball Team, Who Did They Play?

Cocaine Was Different. It Kept Saying, "you Haven't Had Enough." I Became An Abuser Almost Instantly.