Health Foods Make Promises That

In New York, One Must Collapse To Be Indolent.

As The Tenor Roars His Passion, I Think Sadly Of My Spreading Middle, And His.

I Reject All Evidence That My Fabulous Beloved Is An Ordinary Person Who Worries, Watches Tv, And Has Bouts Of Indigestion.

Even Boredom Has Its Crises.

Wit: A Whim Followed By A Wham.