He Who Laughs.....lasts.

One Meal A Day Is Enough For A Lion And Would Be For All Of Us If All We Did All Day Was Swat Flies.

Pregnancy Is The Only Time In A Woman's Life She Can Help God Work A Miracle.

Mother's Words Of Wisdom: Answer Me! Don't Talk With Food In Your Mouth!

Remember, You Can Lead A Fifty-seven-year-old Body To Motherhood, But You Can't Make It Stay Awake.

With Girls, Everything Looks Great On The Surface. But Beware Of Drawers That Won't Open. They Contain A Three-month Supply Of Dirty Underwear, Unwashed Hose, And Rubber Bands With Blobs Of Hair In Them.