He Who Hesitates Is Poor.

The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets Of Longevity 1. Don't Run For A Bus - There'll Always Be Another. 2. Never, Ever Touch Fried Food. 3. Stay Out Of A Ferrari Or Any Other Small Italian Car. 4. Eat Fruit - A Nectarine - Even A Rotten Plum Is Good.

If Shaw And Einstein Couldn't Beat Death, What Chance Have I Got? Practically None.

There's An Army Story In Me, And I Think There's A Wwii Brooks Film Somewhere.

There's Not Enough Bad Taste! I Love Bad Taste! I Live For Bad Taste! I Am The Spokesman For Bad Taste!

I Don't Believe In This Business Of Being Behind, Better To Be In Front.