He Who Fills His Pockets

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

Way Down Deep, We're All Motivated By The Same Urges. Cats Have The Courage To Live By Them.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

There Is Never A Need To Outrun Anything You Can Outwit.

If You Are Patient...and Wait Long Enough...nothing Will Happen