He Was So Narrow Minded

Any Nation That Can Survive What We Have Lately In The Way Of Government, Is On The High Road To Permanent Glory.

Calling George Bush Shallow Is Like Calling A Dwarf Short.

I Used To Go On College Campuses 25 Years Ago And Announce I Was A Feminist, And People Thought It Meant I Believed In Free Love And Was Available For A Quick Hop In The Sack. ... Now I Go On College Campuses And Say I'm A Feminist, And Half Of Them Think It Means I'm A Lesbian. How'd We Get From There To Here Without Passing "go"?

Think Of Something To Make The Ridiculous Look Ridiculous.

Every Two Years, One Of The Most Hotly Contested Elections In Texas Is The Poll Taken Among Members Of The Capitol Press Corps To Determine Who Are Actually The Ten Stupidest Members Of The Legislature. Two Years Ago, There Were Thirty-seven Official Nominees And Several Write-ins.