He Was So Narrow Minded

The Founders Were Right All Along, But The Results Are A Lot Funnier Than They Intended.

I Know: "guns Don't Kill People." But I Suspect That They Have Something To Do With It. If You Point Your Finger At Someone And Say, "bang, Bang, You're Dead," Not Much Actually Happens.

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.

Being Slightly Paranoid Is Like Being Slightly Pregnant - It Tends To Get Worse.

It Is Possible To Read The History Of This Country As One Long Struggle To Extend The Liberties Established In Our Constitution To Everyone In America.