He's Only Silent Because He's

That's The Perennial Appeal Of Magic - That We Ourselves Have Power And We Can Shape Our World. I Sometimes Think Its Very Analogous To Having A Lot Of Money That People Think - 'cause That's Kind Of Like A Super Power.

What Exactly Is The Function Of A Rubber Duck?

Professor Flitwick Had Dried Himself Off And Set Seamus Lines ("i Am A Wizard Not A Baboon Brandishing A Stick")

Honestly, If You Were Any Slower, You’d Be Going Backward.

This Is Night, Diddykins. That's What We Call It When It Goes All Dark Like This.