He's Just Fun, So Much

Laws Exist In Every State That Make Animal Cruelty A Crime. Horse Slaughter Is Simply Another Form Of Animal Abuse.

In California, I Guess You Belong To The State; You Don't Even Belong To Your Parents. It's An Old Spanish Law. It Doesn't Require Your Parents To Swear Out A Complaint; Anybody Can.

I Think A Lot Of My Girlfriends Growing Up Gave Themselves Up To Any Boy Who Paid Attention To Them. I Think Young Women Now Are A Lot More Particular. They Pick And Choose.

I Was Alone For Five Years. Having A Love Is A Gigantic Bonus In Life, But I Wasn't Unhappy When I Was Single, Either.

Life Has Played Some Funny Tricks On Me And Taken Me On A Wild Ride. How Did I Ever Get Into This Wonderful Mess That Is My Life?