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There Is No Record In The History Of A Nation That Ever Gained Anything Valuable By Being Unable To Defend Itself.

No Matter How Happily A Woman May Be Married, It Always Pleases Her To Discover That There Is A Nice Man Who Wishes That She Were Not.

Writing Books Is Certainly A Most Unpleasant Occupation. It Is Lonesome, Unsanitary, And Maddening. Many Authors Go Crazy.

Communism, Like Any Other Revealed Religion, Is Largely Made Up Of Prophecies.

A Church Is A Place In Which Gentlemen Who Have Never Been To Heaven Brag About It To Persons Who Will Never Get There.