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He Looked As Though His Life Had Not Only Passed Him By But Paused Along The Way To Spit In His Face.
-David Sedaris
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He Looked As Though His
David Sedaris
He Looked As Though His Life Had Not Only Passed Him By But Paused Along The Way To Spit In His Face.
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