He Died Fighting For What

She Tried To Smile Sympathetically, But With Her Face It Wasn't Quite Possible.

Oh-do Be Careful With That! That's My Buddha Hand Grenade. Twist The Head Twice And Throw It And Anyone Within Ten Yards Can Say Their Prayers.

No Offense, But I'd Rather Kiss The Horse.

…my Life Has Been A Remarkable One. Maybe One Day Someone Will Write A Book About Me . . .” "i’ve Never Much Cared For Horror Stories.

What Happened?" He Demanded. "i Heard An Explosion!" "yeah.that Was Me. I Set The Boat Alight." "what?" "i Set Fire To The Boat." "but We're On The Boat!" "i Know.