He Can Run, Steal Bases,

If I Had Played My Career Hitting Singles Like Pete (rose), I'd Wear A Dress.

Hey Yog, What Time Is It? You Mean Right Now?

People Say Yogi (berra) Is A Strange Guy, And I've Heard Yogi Say Some Funny Things. But He Has A Beautiful Wife, He's Rich, And He's Famous. I Don't See Anything Strange About That.

I Think The Best All-round Baseball Player Ever Was Joe Dimaggio.

Because The Players Knew That If Billy Asked Them To Jump Off A Roof, He'd Jump Off With Them.