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Remember Everything Is Right Until It's Wrong. You'll Know When It's Wrong.

My Aim Is To Put Down On Paper What I See And What I Feel In The Best And Simplest Way.

The Parody Is The Last Refuge Of The Frustrated Writer. Parodies Are What You Write When You Are Associate Editor Of The Harvard Lampoon. The Greater The Work Of Literature, The Easier The Parody. The Step Up From Writing Parodies Is Writing On The Wall Above The Urinal.

Write Hard And Clear About What Hurts.

God Knows I Didn't Mean To Fall In Love With Her