Haven't You Ever Played Uno?...

Lust: Which Senator Once Reached For A Handkerchief In His Pocket And Proceeded To Wipe His Brow With A Pair Of Women's Panties?

My Worst Moments As A Parent Have Been Much Like My Greatest Moments As A Parent: The Product Of Complete And Perfect Accident.

Here's What I Love: I Love Sitting At My Desk, Staring At The Blank Screen, And Beginning That Conversation With My Imaginary Friends.

I Understand Pain. I've Lived With Pain My Entire Life. But Pain Is Nothing Compared To Betrayal. And Betrayal Is Nothing Compared To Knowing That The Javelin In Your Back Was Rammed There By The One Person In Your Life You Actually Trusted.

History Doesn't Choose Individual People. History Chooses Everyone. Every Day. The Only Question Is: How Long Will You Ignore The Call?