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Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They're Done Towards Yourself.

You Know How Some People Have Gay-dar? I Have Fat-dar. I Can Automatically Tell If You're Fat Or Not. And I Also Have Cerebral-palsy-dar.

I'm Not Versed Enough In Constitutional Law To Run For Office. I'd Have To Go Back To School Or Something.

I'll Never Forget My Grandmother's Last Words. She Said 'what Are You Doing?'

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.