Haters Are My Motivators

I'm So Unfamiliar With The Gym, I Call It James!

Procrastination Is Not The Problem. It Is The Solution. Procrastinate Now, Don’t Put It Off.

[airline Food] Is The Tiniest Food I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life. Any Kind Of Meat That You Get - Chicken, Steak, Anything - Has Grill Marks On Each Side, Like Somehow We'll Actually Believe There's An Open-flame Grill In The Front Of The Plane.

I Was Raised That You Don't Use Something Nice Until There's Someplace To Go.

What Goes Up Must Come Down, Which Is Why I Don't Wear Tube Tops.