Haste Is Of The Devil.

A Prohibitionist Is The Sort Of Man One Couldn't Care To Drink With, Even If He Drank.

Misogynist: A Man Who Hates Women As Much As Women Hate One Another.

The Main Thing That Every Political Campaign In The United States Demonstrates Is That The Politicians Of All Parties, Despite Their Superficial Enmities, Are Really Members Of One Great Brotherhood. Their Principal, And Indeed Their Sole, Object Is To Collar Public Office, With All The Privileges And Profits That Go Therewith. They Achieve This Collaring By Buying Votes With Other People's Money.

The Common Man Knows Exactly What He Wants...and Deserves To Get It Good And Hard.

I Hate All Sports As Rabidly As A Person Who Likes Sports Hates Common Sense.