Harry Reid Is Not Funny;

Usually I'm Too Tired To Apologize.

The Whole Valentine's Thing Is Fine, But You Don't Back It Up Right Next To The Biggest Gift-giving Holiday Of The Year. Unbelievable. And We Find It Acceptable.

There's No Such Thing As Soy Milk. It's Soy Juice.

Donald Trump Came Out As A Birther, Which Is Republican For, 'i'm Running For President.'

My Favorite Health Club Is The International House Of Pancakes