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There Is No Idea Dump, No Story Central, No Island Of The Buried Bestsellers; Good Stories Seem To Come Quite Literally From Nowhere, Sailing At You Right Out Of The Empty Sky.

If You Don't Have The Time To Read, You Don't Have The Time Or The Tools To Write.

Your Pimples Are The Lord's Way Of Chastising You. Now Eat Your Pie.

I Am Your Number One Fan.

Just Remember That Dumbo Didn't Need The Feather; The Magic Was In Him.