Happiness Often Sneaks In Through

Sex: The Thing That Takes Up The Least Amount Of Time And Causes The Most Amount Of Trouble.

Die? I Should Say Not, Dear Fellow. No Barrymore Would Allow Such A Conventional Thing To Happen To Him.

In Genesis, It Says That It Is Not Good For A Man To Be Alone; But Sometimes It Is A Great Relief.

A Man Must Pay The Fiddler. In My Case It So Happened That A Whole Symphony Orchestra Often Had To Be Subsidized.

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.