Hands Down, The Biggest Thrill

Rats Have A Sense Of Humor. Rats, In Fact Think The World Is Very Funny. And They Are Right, Dear Reader. They Are Right.

I'm In Trouble If They Can't, Because Everyone's Taller Than Me, And If That's True, That Means I Can't Have Any Friends! Alison [mcghee] And I Look Very Much Like, I Was Going To Say Bink And Gollie, But I Meant Mutt And Jeff. We Look Ridiculous When We Walk Down The Street Together, Because She's So Tall And I'm So Short. But Yes, Tall People And Short People Can, And Should Be, Friends. I, Personally, Like Being Short. I Think It Makes Things Easier.

I Was A Kid Who Lived To Read. It Was The Primary Pleasure Of My Existence. It's Still One Of The Primary Pleasures Of My Existence. It's Where I Draw My Sustenance.

That Is Surely The Truth, At Least For Now. But Perhaps You Have Not Noticed: The Truth Is Forever Changing.

Minnesota Has Been So Good To Me And So Pleased That I Love Minnesota.