Half The Time Men Think

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

If You Have Sense Enough To Realize Why Flies Gather Around A Restaurant, You Should Be Able To Appreciate Why Men Run For Office.

When People Hear Good Music, It Makes Them Homesick For Something They Never Had, And Never Will Have.

Nearly Every Man Is A Coward, If Confronted By The Proper Terror.

I Express Many Absurd Opinions. But I Am Not The First Man To Do It; American Freedom Consists Largely In Talking Nonsense.