H Is For Hardware Store:

The Weak Are More Likely To Make The Strong Weak Than The Strong Are Likely To Make The Weak Strong.

When You're Dead, You're Dead. That's It.

Friendship Is A Precious Gift That Can't Be Bought Or Sold. It's Value Is Greater Than Mountains Made Of Gold. If You Shall Ask God For A Gift Be Thankful If He Sends Not Diamonds Pearls Or Riches But The Love And Trust Of Friends. It Is The Friends You Can Call Up At 4 A.m. That Matter.

Darling, The Legs Aren't So Beautiful, I Just Know What To Do With Them.

On Teasing : Teach Your Teen-age Daughters Not To Tease Boys Into Physical Desire. You Might Save Their Lives.