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In Language Gender Is Particularly Confusing. Why, Please, Should A Table Be Male In German, Female In French, And Castrated In English?

Seeing Twilight Fall Should Be Prescribed By Doctors.

Latins Are Tenderly Enthusiastic. In Brazil They Throw Flowers At You. In Argentina They Throw Themselves.

What A Man Notices First About A Woman Is Whether She Notices Him.

A Man Would Prefer To Come Home To An Unmade Bed And A Happy Woman Than To A Neatly Made Bed And An Angry Woman.