Guilt Is A Pollutant And

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.

The Naked Truth Is Always Better Than The Best-dressed Lie.

I Advise Keeping Four Feet On The Floor And All Hands On Deck.

Parents Do Not Owe Their Progeny An Inheritance No Matter How Much Money They Have. One Of The Surest Ways To Produce Loafers And Freeloaders Is To Let Children Know That Their Future Is Assured.

A Man Spends The First Half Of His Life Learning Habits That Shorten The Other Half.