Guilt Is A Jewish Invention

He Unzipped His Pants And His Brains Fell Out.

So Often The Truth Is Told With Hate, And Lies Are Told With Love.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off.

The Last Thing I Have To Say Is That Ice Is The Past Tense Of Water. I've Always Wanted To Write That Sentence And Now I Have.

I Think Of Birth As The Search For A Larger Apartment.