Grownups Have To Say 'please,'

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?

Pressure Is A Word That Is Misused In Our Vocabulary. When You Start Thinking Of Pressure, It's Because You've Started To Think Of Failure.

The Worst Team In Baseball's History Won Only 55 Games. The Best Team Ever Won 110 Out Of 160, So You're Virtually Guaranteed To Win 1/3 Of The Time And Lose 1/3 Of The Time. The Difference Is The 1/3 In The Middle. You Don't Know What Bucket The Game You're Playing Falls Into, So If You're Smart, You'll Fight Like Everything For All Of Them.

The Only Way I'd Worry About The Weather Is If It Snows On Our Side Of The Field And Not Theirs.

Baseball Is Played By All Countries Now, And Softball, Too.