Grown-up People Can Wait.

Keep In Mind That The True Measure Of An Individual Is How He Treats A Person Who Can Do Him Absolutely No Good.

Blessed Are They Who Hold Lively Conversations With The Helplessly Mute, For They Shall Be Called Dentists.

In Recent Years, There Have Been Reports Of People With Twisted Minds Putting Razor Blades And Poison In Taffy Apples And Halloween Candy. It Is No Longer Safe To Let Your Child Eat Treats That Come From Strangers.

Friends With Benefits? More Than Friends? Don't Sample The Goodies Unless You're Willing To Risk Addiction And Withdrawal.

Bragging Is Not An Attractive Trait, But Let's Be Honest. A Man Who Catches A Big Fish Doesn't Go Home Through An Alley.