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Literary Criticism Now Is All Pranks And Polemics.

Promiscuity Turns Sex Into A Sport, Like Arm-wrestling.

The Truth Usually Has A Slightly Ugly Look.

Realism Absorbs The Ideal By Adding A Few Small Imperfections. Example: It Paints A Few Specks Of Mud On The White Gown Of The Lady In The Garden.

First Literature Came To Refer Only To Itself, The Literary Theory.