Great Is Journalism. Is Not

Quackery Gives Birth To Nothing; Gives Death To All Things.

Men Are To Be Guided Only By Their Self-interests. Good Government Is A Good Balancing Of These; And, Except A Keen Eye And Appetite For Self-interest, Requires No Virtue In Any Quarter. To Both Parties It Is Emphatically A Machine: To The Discontented, A Taxing-machine; To The Contented, A Machine For Securing Property. Its Duties And Its Faults Are Not Those Of A Father, But Of An Active Parish-constable.

Culture Is The Process By Which A Person Becomes All That They Were Created Capable Of Being.

The Past Is All Holy To Us; The Dead Are All Holy; Even They That Were Wicked When Alive.

If You Are Ever In Doubt As To Whether To Kiss A Pretty Girl, Always Give Her The Benefit Of The Doubt.