Grandma's On The Front Porch

I Think The Internet Is The Most Dangerous Thing Invented Since The Atomic Bomb.

I Don't Have To Worry About Any Pop Sensibility. I Can Write Adult Songs, And I Don't Have To Worry About Choruses And Hook Lines.

You Cannot Expect The Guy Who Drove The Car Into The Ditch To Navigate It Out Of The Ditch. You Have To Put A New Driver In The Seat. I'm Not Saying The New Driver Is Going To Be Any Better, But We Need A New Driver. Kerry Is The Only Choice.

Take 'jack And Diane.' I Was So Disgusted With People Thinking The Line 'hold On To Sixteen As Long As You Can' Meant To Stay A Teenager Forever. What I Meant Was Keep Doing Whatever Makes You Feel Alive.

To Say That We're Doomed Is Just An Obvious Remark.