Government Conspiracy? They Can't Even

East Germany Was So Total In Its Totalitarianism That Everything Was Banned Which Wasn't Compulsory.

Never Do Anything To A Clitoris With Your Teeth That You Wouldn't Do To An Expensive Waterproof Wristwatch.

Self-interest Leads To Honing Your Skills, The Better To Trade With.

I'll Pick "i'm Kidding" Anytime Over "i'm Lying."

Any Person Who Has Spent Time Outdoors Actually Doing Something, Such As Hunting And Fishing As Opposed To Standing There With A Doobie In His Mouth, Knows Nature Is Not Intrinsically Healthy.