Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is

I Met My Darling Wife Wilnelia In 1980 When We Were On The Judging Panel For The Miss World Contest At The Royal Albert Hall. With Two Ex-wives And Five Daughters, I Thought I Wouldn't Be Involved With Anyone For A Long Time - If Ever. Winnie Was So Gorgeous, My Jaw Dropped - And It's A Big Jaw To Drop.

On Stage, I Think I'm 35. Working Takes Over My Whole Body And I Become A Younger Man - That's Why I Won't Stop.

They Do Say, The Smaller The Feet, The Better The Dancer.

In My Mind, Everything Is Too Sanitised On Television - What Is Wrong With Things Going Wrong?

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.