Goodbys Always Make My Throat

Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note Before You Take Off. I Hope You Have A Nice Trip. Don't Forget To Fasten Your Seat Belt.

Exercise Is A Dirty Word. Every Time I Hear It I Wash My Mouth Out With Chocolate.

There's Nothing Like Unrequited Love To Take All The Flavor Out Of A Peanut Butter Sandwich.

What Can You Do When You Don't Fit In? What Can You Do When Life Seems To Be Passing You By?" "follow Me. I Want To Show You Something. See The Horizon Over There? See How Big This World Is? See How Much Room There Is For Everybody? Have You Ever Seen Any Other Worlds?" "no." "as Far As You Know, This Is The Only World There Is, Right?" "right." "there Are No Other Worlds For You To Live In, Right?" "right." "you Were Born To Live In This World, Right?" "right." "well Live In It Then! Five Cents Please.

Why Can't We Get All The People Together In The World That We Really Like And Then Just Stay Together? I Guess That Wouldn't Work. Someone Would Leave. Someone Always Leaves. Then We Would Have To Say Good-bye. I Hate Good-byes. I Know What I Need. I Need More Hellos.