Goodbys Always Make My Throat

I've Always Been Criticized, Right From The Beginning! Right From The Very First Day I Was Born... They Said I Wasn't Right For The Part!

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night And Ask Why Me? Then A Voice Answers Nothing Personal, Your Name Just Happened To Come Up.

I Think Anybody Who Is Writing Finds He Puts A Little Bit Of Himself In All Of The Characters, At Least In This Kind Of A Strip. It's The Only Way That You Can Survive When You Have To Do Something Every Day. You Have To Put Yourself, All Of Your Thoughts, All Of Your Observations And Everything You Know Into The Strip.