Good Manners Do More For

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

The More Wealth A Man Has, The Louder His Children Talk.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.

I Declare My Belief That It Is Not Your Duty To Do Anything That Is Not To Your Own Interest. Whenever It Is Unquestionably Your Duty To Do A Thing, Then It Will Benefit You To Perform That Duty.