Good Manners Do More For

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

The Underdog Often Starts The Fight, And Occasionally The Upper Dog Deserves To Win.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

The Average Man's Judgment Is So Poor, He Runs A Risk Every Time He Uses It.