Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky!

Lindsay Lohan Isn't A Dj, But Because Of Her Celebrity Power She Can Do A Gig Somewhere, Put Her Name On A Flyer, And She'll Probably Bring In More People And Make More Money Than I Ever Will.

Now And Then I Miss The Excitement About Being In The Cockpit Of An Airplane And Doing New Things.

When You Deejay A Party, A Good Dj's Job Is To Take Care Of The Crowd. If People Want To Hear Britney Spears, That's What You're Supposed To Do.

I Believe That Every Human Has A Finite Number Of Heartbeats. I Don't Intend To Waste Any Of Mine Running Around Doing Exercises.

Yeah, I Wasn't Chosen To Be First. I Was Just Chosen To Command That Flight. Circumstance Put Me In That Particular Role. That Wasn't Planned By Anyone.