Good Kids Are Like Sunsets.

There's Nothing Sadder In This World Than To Awake Christmas Morning And Not Be A Child.

Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.

Phrases And Their Actual Meanings: My Teacher Has Never Liked Me. Expect A Phone Call Before Lunch From The Teacher Informing You That Your Child Has Been Launching Hot Dogs By Compressing Them Inside A Small Thermos And Then Removing The Lid Quickly.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday.