Good-humor Is Always A Success.

Beware Of Biting Jests; The More Truth They Carry With Them, The Greater Wounds They Give, The Greater Smarts They Cause, And The Greater Scars They Leave Behind Them.

Habit Is Altogether Too Arbitrary A Master For Me To Submit To.

The Ambitious Sacrifices All To What He Terms Honor, As The Miser All To Money.

There Are No Friends More Inseparable Than Pride And Hardness Of Heart, Humility And Love, Falsehood And Impudence.

The Immoderate Cannot Laugh Moderately.