Good Anecdote--bad Reality.

You're Not Surprised When Alcoholics Act Like Alcoholics. It's More Surprising When Non-alcoholics Start Acting Like Alcoholics.

Resentment Is Like Drinking Poison And Waiting For The Other Person To Die.

You're Only As Sick As Your Secrets. Either It Comes Out Their Way Or My Way. I Talk About Myself Behind My Back. And I'm Funny About It.

It's Hard To Date Once You're A Big Star Wars Star Because You Don't Want To Give People The Ability To Say, "i Had Sex With Princess Leia."

I Don't Really Understand It - Marriage.