Golf Got Complicated When I

But, No, I Don't Feel My Career Has Not Been Fulfilled Because I Didn't Win The Us Open. It's Like The Guy Said: You Going To Crucify A Man Because He Missed A Putt To Win A Tournament? Does A Three-foot Putt Mean His Whole Life? Another Guy Said, Well, He Couldn't Win The Big One. Well, Jesus, What Do You Call Those Others? What's Big And What's Small?

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk. I Tell It That This Isn't Going To Hurt A Bit. I'm A Friend And All I'm Going To Do Is Give It A Nice Little Ride.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.