Going To The Gym Is

In All Honesty, I Never Actually Did Anything Wrong (in My Eyes, At Least) At School Or Misbehaved In Any Big Way. If It Was Anything, It Was Probably Just A Lot Of Clowning Around.

The Next Time I Cry About Golf It Will Only Be With Joy. It's Not Worth Crying Over Golf For Any Other Reason. After All, It's Only A Game.

I Was Detained A Couple Of Times But That Was For Not Handing In Homework Because I Was Playing Golf Or Not Present Because I Was Playing Golf. There Was A Theme Evolving.

How Can I Intimidate Tiger Woods? I Mean, The Guy's Got 75 Or Whatever Pga Tour Wins, 14 Majors. He's Been The Biggest Thing Ever In Our Sport. How Could Some Little 23-year-old From Northern Ireland With A Few Wins Come Up And Intimidate Him.

If I'm Playing In The Morning, I'll Get Some Carbs Early: Porridge With Chopped Banana. If I'm Playing In The Afternoon, I'll Start With Less Carbs And Have Some Eggs And Fruit For Breakfast, Then A Light Lunch About 90 Minutes Before I Play, So I Don't Feel Sluggish Or Full.