Going To A Party, For

You Really Know A Person When You Sleep So Near To Them, Or When You Eat With Them.

Even My Life's Not Normal Because I'm Acting, Right?

I'm Really Good At Mini-golf. You Know, Maybe Not Big Person Golf, But Little Person Golf.

I Think That Most Women Know What Happens That Leads You To A Point Where You're Not Even Looking For Intimacy Anymore. You're Just Looking For The Physical Side Of It And Not The Emotional Side Of It.

When I Was In Nursery School, The Teachers Asked Me, Y'know, 'what Does Your Dad Do For A Living?' So I Said 'he Helps Women Get Pregnant!' They Called My Mom And They Were Like, 'what Exactly Does Your Husband Do?'