Going On Letterman Is Like

You'll Never Call Him Fifi Again.

If I Could Only Turn The Etch-a-sketch Of My Life Upside Down.

I Started Doing Cartoons When I Was About 21. I Never Thought I Would Be A Cartoonist. It Happened Behind My Back. I Was Always A Painter And Drawer.

You Know That Great Car-stomach Feeling When You Fly Over A Hump? That Was My Whole Body.

If It Is Your Time, Love Will Track You Down Like A Cruise Missile.if You Say "no! I Don't Want It Right Now," That's When You'll Get It For Sure. Love Will Make A Way Out Of No Way. Love Is An Exploding Cigar Which We Willingly Smoke.