Going On Letterman Is Like

By The 6th Grade I Stopped Doing Ordinary Things In Front Of People. It Had Been Ordinary To Sing, Kids Are Singing All The Time When They Are Little, But Then Something Happens. It's Not That We Stop Singing. I Still Sang. I Just Made Sure I Was Alone When I Did It. And I Made Sure I Never Did It Accidentally. That Thing We Call 'bursting Into Song.' I Believe This Happens To Most Of Us. We Are Still Singing, But Secretly And All Alone.

The Histories Of Vampires And People Are Not So Different, Really. How Many Of Us Can Honestly See Our Own Reflection?

In Health We're Doing The Digestive System. We Each Got Assigned A Topic For An Oral Report. I Got The Small Intestine. I Swear To God I Hate My Life.

I Wasn't Afraid To Be Laughed At Or Be Loud.

My Goal On My Bucket List Is To Write A Romantic Comedy Movie.