God Plays A Lot Of

Humor, A Good Sense Of It, Is To Americans What Manhood Is To Spaniards And We Will Go To Great Lengths To Prove It.

We All Know You Can Get Aids From Sex, But Did You Know That You Can Get Sex From Aides?

Easter Is So Disappointing. You Suffer All The Way Through Lent, And What Do You Get For It? A Ham.

I Hear A Little Firecracker Go Off When You Come Up With A Good Rhyme.

A Young Writer Is Easily Tempted By The Allusive And Ethereal And Ironic And Reflective, But The Declarative Is At The Bottom Of Most Good Writing.