God Is So Angry. All

My Function In Life Was To Render Clear What Was Already Blindingly Conspicuous.

The Scots Are Very Hospitable; Almost As Hospitable As The Americans.

Even Hooligans Marry, Though They Know That Marriage Is For A Little While. It Is Alimony That Is For Ever.

Did You Know That Allah Promises You A Seat In Paradise If You Kill A Christian?

As Soon As A Person Takes A Part As A Homosexual, The Press Says, "what Do Your Wife And Children Think Of This?" And The Actor Never Says, "well, Last Week I Was A Murderer, And The Week Before That I Was A Child Molester, And The Week Before That I Was A Lunatic. But Now I'm A Homosexual."