God Help Anyone Who Messes

We Did Just Leave An Insane Asylum,” Hi Agreed. “for All We Know, Chance Spend His Nights Dancing Naked With Sock Puppets, Plotting To Invade Canada.

Who's Going To Rob Us? A Crackhead Crab? A Jellyfish Junkie?

I Was A University Professor, I Could Talk On And On And On. Give Me A Podium And You Have To Drag Me Off With A Hook.

I Do Interviews And Signings And Readings And All Of These People Just Hang Off My Every Word. And Then I Go Home And Have Dinner With My Family And Nobody Lets Me Get A Word In.

An Elite Confederacy Of Nerds. My Peeps